(Beggar is holding a shopping bag and a mobile phone)
Casby: "Okay."
Beggar: "You see I've been in Croydon for three days now and I'm homeless, which is bad especially in *this* weather (points to sky)...so right listen I..."
(Beggar's mobile phone rings)
Beggar: "Hi! Oh hey Dave. Yeah...I'm in town!" (pause)
Casby: ....
Beggar: "Nah not seen Steve since we went out that night" (pause)
Casby: ....
Beggar: "Yeah right see you in the pub in like...'alf hour!" *click*
Casby: ....
Beggar: "...oh so yeah right can you spare me a pound I need a ticket to get home and this weather is awful, gotta get a train quick!"
Casby: ....
Beggar: ....
Casby: "....I don't have any change sorry."
(Beggar shrugs and walks off in the opposite direction to the train station, towards the pub...)
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